Numerous tomato cans are up for ritual sacrifice in Week 1, as is tradition, which renders like half of today’s slate unwatchable. Still there are enough decent matchups to get us through each window today:

Texas vs. Ohio State (noon)

Alabama vs. FSU (3:30)

LSU vs. Clemson (7:30)

Cal vs. Oregon State (10:30)
Utah vs. UCLA (11:00)

Also, it’s worth checking in on next week’s opponent, UVA, against Coastal Carolina at 6 p.m.

Football!